Waitret, Please, Waitret letra

Kinky Friedman - Waitret, Please, Waitret


Well, I pulled into Dallat on a cold December day
Bought coffee and a doughnut at the Greasy Spoon Café,
Spied me a pretty young waitret standing by her tray,
But she couldn't believe her sweet young ears when the waitret
heard me say:

Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate,
Eatin' ain't cheatin', Lord it ain't no disgrace.
Oh, bring me a Lone Star, make it a case
And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate.

Well, I walked up to the jukebox feeling kind of mean,
The waitret said, "Hey, stupid, that's a cigarette machine!"

"Well, look-a here, young waitret, would you care to make a
bet,
And if that there ain't a jukebox, you can smoke my
cigarette!"

Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate,
Eatin' ain't cheatin', Lord it ain't no disgrace.
Oh, bring me a Lone Star, make it a case
And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate.

You're the prettiest thing in Dallat, is Dallat your home ?
No, I come all the way from Houton and I feel so all alone.
I used to live in Autin then I come up to big D
In hopes to get my big break on national TV.

Honey, I think I have what it takes to make you a star - but
first ...

Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate,
Eatin' ain't cheatin', Lord it ain't no disgrace.
Oh, bring me a Lone Star, make it a case
And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate.

Kinky Friedman - Letras

• Ahab The Arab
• Amelia Earhart's Last Fligh
• Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way ?
• Asshole from El Paso
• Autograph
• Bananas And Cream
• Before All Hell Breaks Loose
• Carrying The Torch
• Catfish
• Cotton-Eyed Joe
• Dear Abbie
• Father Let Thy Blessings
• Flyin' Down the Freeway
• Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed
• Good-Hearted Woman
• Highway Caf
• Hobo's Lullaby
• Homo Erectus
• Jambalaya (On The Bayou)
• Keep On The Sunnyside
• Kinky
• Lady Yesterday
• London Homesick Blues
• Lover Please
• Luckenbach, Texas (Back To The Basics Of Love)
• Mama, Baby, Mama Let Me Jump In Your Pajamas
• Marilyn And Joe
• Men's Room, L.A.
• Miss Nickelodeon
• Nashville Casualty And Life
• Okie From Muskogee
• Ol' Ben Lucas
• Old Shep
• People Who Read People Magazine
• Popeye The Sailor Man
• Pretty Boy Floyd
• Put Another Log On The Fire
• Ramblin' Boy
• Rapid City, South Dakota
• Ride 'em Jewboy
• Shield Of Abraham
• Silver Eagle Express
• Skatin' On Thin Ice
• Sold American
• Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver
• The Ballad of Charles Whitman
• The Ballad Of Ira Hayes
• The Boogie Man
• The Gospel Accordin' To John
• The Take-It-Easy Trailer Park
• The Tramp On The Street
• They Ain't Makin' Jews LiKe Jesus Anymore
• Top Ten Commandments
• Twinkle
• Twirl
• Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother
• Wabash Cannonball
• Waitret, Please, Waitret
• We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to You
• Western Union Wire
• Wheels
• When the Lord Closes the Door (He Opens a Little Window)
• Why Do You Bob Your Nose, Girl ? (Second Hand Nose)
• Wild Man From Borneo