Asshole from El Paso letra

Kinky Friedman - Asshole from El Paso


(Chinga Chavin, Kenny “Snakebite” Jacobs)

We don't have no lovin's in El Paso
We don't go to porno picture shows
We don't swap our wives with our neighbors
And we keep our kids away from Mexico.

And I'm proud to be an asshole from El Paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

We don't wipe our asses on Old Glory,
God and Lone Star beer are things we trust.
We keep our women virgins till they're married
So hosin' sheep is good enough for us.

And I'm proud to be an asshole from El Paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down the street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour.

I'm proud to be an asshole from El Paso
A place where sweet young virgins are deflowered.
You walk down that street knee-deep in tacos
Ta-ta-ta-tacos
And the wetbacks still get twenty cents an hour

Kinky Friedman - Letras

• Ahab The Arab
• Amelia Earhart's Last Fligh
• Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way ?
• Asshole from El Paso
• Autograph
• Bananas And Cream
• Before All Hell Breaks Loose
• Carrying The Torch
• Catfish
• Cotton-Eyed Joe
• Dear Abbie
• Father Let Thy Blessings
• Flyin' Down the Freeway
• Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed
• Good-Hearted Woman
• Highway Caf
• Hobo's Lullaby
• Homo Erectus
• Jambalaya (On The Bayou)
• Keep On The Sunnyside
• Kinky
• Lady Yesterday
• London Homesick Blues
• Lover Please
• Luckenbach, Texas (Back To The Basics Of Love)
• Mama, Baby, Mama Let Me Jump In Your Pajamas
• Marilyn And Joe
• Men's Room, L.A.
• Miss Nickelodeon
• Nashville Casualty And Life
• Okie From Muskogee
• Ol' Ben Lucas
• Old Shep
• People Who Read People Magazine
• Popeye The Sailor Man
• Pretty Boy Floyd
• Put Another Log On The Fire
• Ramblin' Boy
• Rapid City, South Dakota
• Ride 'em Jewboy
• Shield Of Abraham
• Silver Eagle Express
• Skatin' On Thin Ice
• Sold American
• Somethin's Wrong With The Beaver
• The Ballad of Charles Whitman
• The Ballad Of Ira Hayes
• The Boogie Man
• The Gospel Accordin' To John
• The Take-It-Easy Trailer Park
• The Tramp On The Street
• They Ain't Makin' Jews LiKe Jesus Anymore
• Top Ten Commandments
• Twinkle
• Twirl
• Up Against The Wall Redneck Mother
• Wabash Cannonball
• Waitret, Please, Waitret
• We Reserve the Right to Refuse Service to You
• Western Union Wire
• Wheels
• When the Lord Closes the Door (He Opens a Little Window)
• Why Do You Bob Your Nose, Girl ? (Second Hand Nose)
• Wild Man From Borneo